Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Happy New YEAR!!
I hate new years. Yes i get to start over, yes i have resolutions, yes I'm going to paly my Wii fit more but I hate spending it alone, or with my family. All trying to aviod this, blogging 25 minutes into the new year. This is horrible. I should be at a friends house celebrating, not sleeping, getting drunk, dancing...not planning my day for tomorrow. I should be having fun. Ya know what, I'm gonna go try. TTYL!
Friday, December 19, 2008
TIme to Catch Up!
WOW. what a...month. Ok well, the rolling end of the year always brings the crazy stories, idiodic poiticians and the best music out. So lets get started:
I have one word for politics: Blagojevich
And yes, i had to google "senator, sell, Obama, seat" to get the right spelling of his name. But first, let's get over the hair jokes. Because everyone (including his wife im sure) is a comedian when it comes to his hair. Here you go:
But anyway, i dont knwo exactly what kind of moron it takes to do this. I know actually, The kind that uses their own office phone to sell a seat in government. Yes, thats a very popular kind. ANYWAY lets move on to slightly more reidiculous topics...like reindeer.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5izgD4cy_X6xL3ifn1McgvImwSlWwD955N1500
The only reason i even clicked on that page on Google News was because its title was :Wildlife experts ponder gender of Santa's reindeer
I am very sad that wildlife experts have to resort to podering about the gender of magic reindeer. I mean i know their are real reindeer but seriously? Must we phsyco-analyze what gender they are? I dont really care that the reindeer are probably females because they are pregnant the rest of the year or the overly corny and ridiculous wording and embarassing quotes. Like Greg Finstan who, get this, who head the REINDEER RESEARCH PROGRAM at the University of Alaska Fairbanks. Yes, reaindeer research center. But they got him saying "You don't hook up your pregnant females to a sled."
nuff said there greg. thanks.
But yes, I think it is unecessary to tell the public about the genders of reindeer. What will we do next year? Hear from the midget society that elves are commonly prostitutes?
OK, time for music. Anyone else here about Akon's retartedness? I did. Akon is a wonderful dude and I love his music.But this is fucking hilarious. If you guys live under a rock, Akon threw a kid off the stage at a recent concert. BUT WAIT! WAS THE KID OKAY!? OH yeah!! he was fine. He probably enjoyed the hot, shirtless ebony hip-hop star chucking into the crowd. BUT if you got the Times this morning, you saw Akon got SUED! by who? THE GIRL THE GUY HE THREW LANDED ON! She got a concussion. big deal. COME ON, i have gotten worse injuries at orchestra concerts. So yeah. Akon is one funny motherfucker. And i love him.
But i wil be adding to this. at the moment my mother is overtaking my room and complaining about how i have to clean it. Being a teenager sucks sometimes.
I have one word for politics: Blagojevich
And yes, i had to google "senator, sell, Obama, seat" to get the right spelling of his name. But first, let's get over the hair jokes. Because everyone (including his wife im sure) is a comedian when it comes to his hair. Here you go:
But anyway, i dont knwo exactly what kind of moron it takes to do this. I know actually, The kind that uses their own office phone to sell a seat in government. Yes, thats a very popular kind. ANYWAY lets move on to slightly more reidiculous topics...like reindeer.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5izgD4cy_X6xL3ifn1McgvImwSlWwD955N1500
The only reason i even clicked on that page on Google News was because its title was :Wildlife experts ponder gender of Santa's reindeer
I am very sad that wildlife experts have to resort to podering about the gender of magic reindeer. I mean i know their are real reindeer but seriously? Must we phsyco-analyze what gender they are? I dont really care that the reindeer are probably females because they are pregnant the rest of the year or the overly corny and ridiculous wording and embarassing quotes. Like Greg Finstan who, get this, who head the REINDEER RESEARCH PROGRAM at the University of Alaska Fairbanks. Yes, reaindeer research center. But they got him saying "You don't hook up your pregnant females to a sled."
nuff said there greg. thanks.
But yes, I think it is unecessary to tell the public about the genders of reindeer. What will we do next year? Hear from the midget society that elves are commonly prostitutes?
OK, time for music. Anyone else here about Akon's retartedness? I did. Akon is a wonderful dude and I love his music.But this is fucking hilarious. If you guys live under a rock, Akon threw a kid off the stage at a recent concert. BUT WAIT! WAS THE KID OKAY!? OH yeah!! he was fine. He probably enjoyed the hot, shirtless ebony hip-hop star chucking into the crowd. BUT if you got the Times this morning, you saw Akon got SUED! by who? THE GIRL THE GUY HE THREW LANDED ON! She got a concussion. big deal. COME ON, i have gotten worse injuries at orchestra concerts. So yeah. Akon is one funny motherfucker. And i love him.
But i wil be adding to this. at the moment my mother is overtaking my room and complaining about how i have to clean it. Being a teenager sucks sometimes.
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